Monday, October 20, 2008
OMG: THE HILLS RECAP 10/20 "YOU'LL NEVER HAVE THIS"
This week's episode once again revolves around Audrina's man drama with bad boy JB. First of all.. did anyone notice Doug's PRIVATE JET that the crew took to Cabo?? I mean damn! Thats what I'm talkin' bout. I need to be-friend Doug PRONTO. He's my new BFF! I'm tired of traveling La Mexicana! Wait.. is that airline still in service?
The drama starts when the crew gets together in Cabo to have a toast in celebration of Brody's birthday. JB and Audrina can't seem to get their eyes off each other and neither one wants to give in. Personally I'm proud of Audrina for finally showing some spine and giving JB the cold shoulder. Seriously.. us ladies need to put our foots down! This ent' no Seven Eleven thats open 24 hours (except on fridays from 9pm to 2am).
Audrina seems to be worried that JB is on the loose in Cabo and she should be. If I was in Cabo I would be on that STAT! The evening gets more interesting when Doug hires some local tranny's to spice up the celebration. I'm kidding! Doug brings in a herd of "sleazies" as LC puts it that he probably found at the local Chilli's or AppleBee's.
JB is clearly upset about the news of Audrina dating Corey and tries to validate his "hall pass" by blaming Audrina for having "started it." First of all.. if anyone should have a hall pass it should be Audrina. Home girl has been waiting around for JB for how many years now? She's been giving away the milk for free for a long time and now its time to close up the bodega (or tiendita) and move the business elsewhere. Mean while in the pool... JB is carrying around on his shoulder one of those sleazies that came to the party. UGH! JB... how you make us suffer!
Mean while.. back in LA.. Stephanie agrees to a double date with Heidi and Spencer so she can introduce her new boyfriend Cameron. Oh Cameron... bless his soul. He doesn't realize that he just walked through the gates of hades! Run for the hills Cameron! (no punt intended). I have no idea what Stephanie was thinking when she agreed to this double date. I cannot begin to explain the awarkdness created by all the condescending remarks made by Spencer. I seriously would have jumped over the table kicked Spencer's you know what. But I'm a classy lady and my mama taught me right. I really love the way Spencer and Heidi start discussing at the table all their drama. Spencer begins by saying that he finally gave "Holly the boot." Heidi adds to that by saying that the decision was not mutual and that poor Holly is now crashing on somebody else's couch. Drama for your mama! If Cameron knows what's good for him... he'll make a run for it before its too late.
Now back to the real stars of the show... Audrina and JB! Somehow JB gets a hold of a cute flower scrunchy that Corey gave to Audrina and refuses to give it back. How evil! First of all.. when you want something back you pin up your hair, take your earings off, crack your neck and then chase them down like the LAPD does on Cops. Thats the way we take care of business in the barrio.
Anyway.. I'm so proud of Audrina for showing some spine to JB. She finally tells him that she left his ass for someone who treats her right. HA! When he still refuses to return the flower thingy again... Audrina tells him to grow up... then tosses her hair and snaps her fingers and walks away (ok I added that last part).
The non-star of the show... LC... has a heart to heart with Audrina and tell hers straight up that she needs to move on because JB is never going to be the guy that treats her right.
Tune-in next week for more drama on The Hills!
DAILY DOSE: TOP HEADLINES 10/20/08
*Sarah Palin appearance on SNL pulls in 14 million viewers. - hulu.com
*Collin Powell, former Secretary of State and republican, announced today his endorsement of Senator Obama. Ouch! - nyt.com
*Eduardo Verastegui opposes gay marriage? I thought he was strictly dickly? Ha! He's probably big ol' power bottom. - pesp.com
*Palin breaks with McCain on gay marriage amendment. - nyt.com
*Hermes heir, Mathias Guerrand, arrested for grabbing a pilots' crotch during an Air France flight. Bummer.. its my favorite thing to do on flights! - dailyintel
*Being Olympics building chief might be executed for corruption. Damn! Them chinese don't mess around! You know if Mexico exercised the same policy ninety percent of politicians would be lined up for a special treat.. and it ent' gonna be a tamale! - nyt.com
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
DAILY DOSE: TOP 10 HEADLINES 10/15/08
*The last tango: McCain, Obama rip each other on vision and issues. Why do the McCains' look like they're about to bust out with their "thriller" moves in the picture above?? - cnn.com
*Thousands of mexican workers who labored under a guest worker program "braceros" during World War II win back pay settlement. El pueblo unido... jamas sera vencido! - nyt.com
*$250 Billion Banking Bailout: Major banks get bitch slapped by the government.. literally. - nyt.com
*Bon Jovi tells Sarah Palin not to use his song! Damn. Thats kind of cold! I think Sarah should use Ivy Queen's new track. That would definetely get some attention! - nymag.com
*Gisele, the former runway model for Victoria Don't Tell Nobody, will be the new face of the Christian Dior Spring 2009 campaign. - nymag.com
*Beyonce accused of ripping off choreography for new video "Single Ladies"? - idolator.com
*MTV will launch a "50 Cent" reality series show. Contestants to be judged on their ability to dodge bullets, out-run the cops and jump over fences. - idolator.com
*Madonna and Guy call it the quits... again.. isn't this like the tenth time? - dlisted.com
*Bravo's "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" has a new housewife, Kim's busted weave. - dlisted
*Obama appears "untouched" on the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine. Remember the Sarah Palin fiasco?? - towleroad.com
ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE EXPERIENCING SHRINKAGE
Not that kind of shrinkage.. sucias! Yesterday Rolling Stone Magazine announced that the iconic size of their magazine, which has been the magazines' staple since their inception in 1471 (just kidding), will be decreasing in size. Why you ask? Because most newspapers and magazines have already decreased their sizes for cost savings and to become more practical. I speak for myself when I say that bigger is better. I don't understand all this nonsense about size not mattering! As a matter of fact... right about now... I could certainly appreciate having a jumbo size Rolling Stone magazine with Zac Ephron's hotness all up close and personal. Excuse me while I go wipe the sweat off my neck! - radiojingles
THALIA CELEBRATES HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH WITH THE NYPD...?
I'm not quite sure how posing with the NYPD counts as "celebrating hispanic heritage"?? I mean why it gotta' be the cops? Why can't it be the mayor of New York?? Me thinks there's an underlying message here. Hmmm.
Thalia put on her good extensions yesterday to pose for the cameras with the po-po' in New York. I know she's a mom and all now, but damn thats mighty double chin she's got' going on! I wonder where she left the rugrat. Maybe the baby is at home with Tommy lip synching to mommy's "Piel Morena"??
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