HUGO CHAVEZ TO USE PLANES TO FORCE RAIN OUT OF CLOUDS

So what's a president to do when your country is experiencing severe water supply issues?? You tell everyone how to take a shower of course! 

Last week in a broadcasted interview, Leftist President Hugo Chavez called on Venezuelan's to stop singing in the shower and to wash your shit in 3 minutes. Venezuela has recently been plagued by a string of power shortages. The country is struggling to provide adequate electricity and water to its people as it contends with underinvestment and a drop in water levels in the hydroelectric dams that provide the nation with much of its energy.


Calling for water conservation, he said low rainfall caused by the El Nino weather phenomenon meant water levels were critically low in the El Guri reservoir, one of the world's largest dams. "Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink," he said during a televised Cabinet meeting. "If you are going to lie back, in the bath, with the soap and you turn on the what's it called, the Jacuzzi ... imagine that, what kind of communism is that? We're not in times of Jacuzzi," he said, to laughter from his ministers. 


Among his strategies to deal with the country's water supply issues Chavez mentioned that the government would be using airplanes to try and force rain from clouds. YES..seriously.  Someone in Colombia must of sent Chavez a shipment of the bad shit cause it looks like he forgot to get off the crazy train and went straight on to LOCO VILLE.